Mustache Panache

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May 27, 2011 by mustachepanache

Final Sale:

Mustache Panache: “So this will be final sale, is that okay?”

Customer: “Yeah that’s fine.  I really like your mustache.”

MP: “Thank you!”

Customer: “I’m sure you get that all the time.”

MP: “Actually, it’s been a really long time since anyone has said anything about it.”

It’s true.  There has been a real dearth of mustache-related interaction recently.

May 2, 2011 by mustachepanache

Fixie Perfect:

Finally got my bike back from Kelly today.  Riding up the walkway from the Esplanade to Mass Ave., a big group of bros walk by.  One exclaims apostrophically, “Sick ‘stache!”

PS I’m on the phone with Allison Janice.

April 29, 2011 by mustachepanache

Last Week of Undergrad Edition:

On Wednesday, I turned in my thesis with Katie, and we went to the Sweetwater to have a drink (and a meal).  A couple sat down next to us as we were about to leave.  The man, whom I did not recognize, said, “Whoa!  Your mustache used to be really long!”  And then, totally crestfallen, he uttered, “But you trimmed it…”

I looked at Katie, then back to him.  ”How did you know that?” I asked.

Man: “How could you not know?”

Ah yes, a very compelling argument.

Katie and I left.  A few seconds later, she asked, “Was I…was I just present for a blog moment?”

You sure were, Katie.  You sure were.