Documenting the experience of a modern mustache-wearer. RecommendTumblr (3.0; @mustachepanache)http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c72f812a5a119c547a040ec6347d529/tumblr_mmsuso0zUa1s99u7go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://memewhore.tumblr.com/post/50438747234/ffs-the-holla-course" target="_blank">memewhore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>FFS, “the holla course”</p> </blockquote>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/50461703440http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/50461703440Tue, 14 May 2013 21:10:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/114771a360c35627680d6821f162bf33/tumblr_mmifhoTcbU1qc63xuo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Tee-hee!</p>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/49984348998http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/49984348998Wed, 08 May 2013 22:41:48 -0400<p>Thank you :)</p>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/48082315391http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/48082315391Mon, 15 Apr 2013 20:41:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/09025d4a9f1c013757b2b17c61c260c4/tumblr_ml3qnlMgy31qcm5sfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/48079738437http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/48079738437Mon, 15 Apr 2013 20:11:08 -0400<a href="http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/2833938540.html">My third.</a>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/17032808004http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/17032808004Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:48:08 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyun1iOe4U1qc63xuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>The Indifference of Old Age:</strong></p> <p>Claudia, who’s a senior in high school: “You’re twenty-one?”</p> <p>Mustache Panache: “Yes.”</p> <p>Claudia: “Oh wow.  I thought you were, like, twenty-five or thirty.”</p> <p>MP: “…What made you think that?”</p> <p>Claudia: “All that white in your beard.”</p> <p>MP: “I think that’s blond.”</p> <p>Claudia: “You’re old.”<br/></p>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/17010653071http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/17010653071Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:29:42 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7q4vFS3s1qc63xuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Jeu:</strong></p> <p>Mustache Panache: “…Because frankly I usually get hit on by men who are over forty.”</p> <p>Hilda, my boss: “Well, duh, that’s because you’re such a boytoy, with your beard.”</p> <p>MP: “Sorry?”</p> <p>Hilda: “You know, you look like someone they would be attracted to, but also someone they could take to a party without their older friends being like, ‘Uh, what are you doing?’ “</p> <p>MP: “Great.”</p>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/14228755150http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/14228755150Wed, 14 Dec 2011 16:24:31 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4itbb4Pp1qc63xuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Accidental Pillage:</strong></p> <p><span>Female customer: “You have a tremendous beard.”</span></p> <p><span>Mustache Panache: “Tremendous?”</span></p> <p><span>FC: “Yeah.  My boyfriend has a beard but you just stomped all over it.”</span></p> <p><span>MP: “I see.”</span></p> <p><span>FC: “Yeah, so full and thick…”</span></p> <p><span>MP: “Do you want your receipt in the bag?”</span></p> <p><span>FC: “Yeah, thanks, I’m gonna go now.”</span></p>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/14151801636http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/14151801636Mon, 12 Dec 2011 22:53:35 -0500<p>Yessssssss!  I met Yerxa last night!  And he was gracious and kind.</p>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/10617263179http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/10617263179Sat, 24 Sep 2011 19:22:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqtkfgv9jk1qc63xuo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Beardumblr:</strong></p> <p>Tobey: “You never post on your blog any more.”</p> <p>Mustache Panache: “That’s because no one ever comments on my wild and crazy beard.”</p> <p>Tobey: “I can be the first one!”</p> <p>+++</p> <p>Two months later:</p> <p>Tobey: “Did you ever start a blog about your beard?”</p> <p>MP: “Uh, nope.”</p> <p>Tobey also cut my hair today.</p>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/9648693525http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/9648693525Wed, 31 Aug 2011 21:06:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnmgof7QbF1qc63xuo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Yerxaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!</p>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/7094432516http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/7094432516Thu, 30 Jun 2011 17:21:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnm16zGAeK1qc63xuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Hiatus:</strong></p> <p>Adam: “You haven’t blogged in a while.”</p> <p>Mustache Panache: “That’s because I don’t get anyone telling me about my *WaCkY* beard.  I have nothing to blog about.”</p> <p>Adam: “Well you should.  What do I have to do to get on it?”</p> <p>MP: “That.”</p> <p>Adam: “Well make sure you take another shirtless pic.”</p> <p>MP: “…”</p>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/7083652933http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/7083652933Thu, 30 Jun 2011 11:47:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lluf16TXAl1qc63xuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Final Sale:</strong></p> <p>Mustache Panache: “So this will be final sale, is that okay?”</p> <p>Customer: “Yeah that’s fine.  I really like your mustache.”</p> <p>MP: “Thank you!”</p> <p>Customer: “I’m sure you get that all the time.”</p> <p>MP: “Actually, it’s been a really long time since anyone has said anything about it.”</p> <p>It’s true.  There has been a real dearth of mustache-related interaction recently.</p>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/5891958392http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/5891958392Fri, 27 May 2011 03:19:55 -0400mustachemoustache<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkl91b4wvL1qc63xuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Fixie Perfect:</strong></p> <p>Finally got my bike back from Kelly today.  Riding up the walkway from the Esplanade to Mass Ave., a big group of bros walk by.  One exclaims apostrophically, “Sick ‘stache!”</p> <p>PS I’m on the phone with Allison Janice.</p>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/5142320915http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/5142320915Mon, 02 May 2011 17:58:00 -0400mustachemoustachebicyclev-neckAllison Janice<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkfgejt5d61qc63xuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Last Week of Undergrad Edition:</strong></p> <p>On Wednesday, I turned in my thesis with Katie, and we went to the Sweetwater to have a drink (and a meal).  A couple sat down next to us as we were about to leave.  The man, whom I did not recognize, said, “Whoa!  Your mustache used to be <em>really</em> long!”  And then, totally crestfallen, he uttered, “But you trimmed it…”</p> <p>I looked at Katie, then back to him.  ”How did you know that?” I asked.</p> <p>Man: “How could you <em>not</em> know?”</p> <p>Ah yes, a very compelling argument.</p> <p>Katie and I left.  A few seconds later, she asked, “Was I…was I just present for a blog moment?”</p> <p>You sure were, Katie.  You sure were.</p>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/5046653028http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/5046653028Fri, 29 Apr 2011 14:51:56 -0400mustachemoustachestripesthesisbeer<p>!</p> <p>Thank you.</p>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/4966535551http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/4966535551Tue, 26 Apr 2011 18:02:20 -0400<p>Indeedily do.  It’s trimmed, but not gone.  And people still comment on it.</p>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/4406403570http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/4406403570Wed, 06 Apr 2011 22:24:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lil391KOum1qa6qp0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Dopplegangbang:</strong></p> <p>Is doppledating not the most erotic?  Maybe only for fa99ots.</p>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/4100340940http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/4100340940Sat, 26 Mar 2011 00:12:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ligx80yRqM1qc63xuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Eric:</strong></p> <p>He, drunk, “already on the moon,” clapped me on the shoulders, said, “Very nice to meet you.  Keep blogging about that mustache; I want to read about it.”  Then he stroked it with both his thumbs.  That was different.</p>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/4025677597http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/4025677597Tue, 22 Mar 2011 12:45:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhmejaJqXe1qc63xuo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhmejaJqXe1qc63xuo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhmejaJqXe1qc63xuo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhmejaJqXe1qc63xuo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><strong>And Yet:</strong></p> <p>I saw a canvasser a couple weeks ago on Newbury Street.  He said, “Can we trade mustaches?  Yours is so cool!”</p> <p>I know, and no.</p> <p>Today, I was walking in Harvard, and somehow there he was again.  ”What haaapened!?” he cried.</p>http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/3674501962http://mustachepanache.tumblr.com/post/3674501962Sun, 06 Mar 2011 00:13:58 -0500