Beardumblr:
Tobey: “You never post on your blog any more.”
Mustache Panache: “That’s because no one ever comments on my wild and crazy beard.”
Tobey: “I can be the first one!”
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Two months later:
Tobey: “Did you ever start a blog about your beard?”
MP: “Uh, nope.”
Tobey also cut my hair today.
I approve of your new found bearded ness.