Jeu:
Mustache Panache: “…Because frankly I usually get hit on by men who are over forty.”
Hilda, my boss: “Well, duh, that’s because you’re such a boytoy, with your beard.”
MP: “Sorry?”
Hilda: “You know, you look like someone they would be attracted to, but also someone they could take to a party without their older friends being like, ‘Uh, what are you doing?’ “
MP: “Great.”
This guy is a BABEE
it’s so fluffy :3
this guy gives me hair envy.