FFS, “the holla course”
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Tee-hee!
mattmartin89 asked: It is not a question, but I though you should know. You are so effing handsome especially with the 'stache! ^_^
Thank you :)
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The Indifference of Old Age:
Claudia, who’s a senior in high school: “You’re twenty-one?”
Mustache Panache: “Yes.”
Claudia: “Oh wow. I thought you were, like, twenty-five or thirty.”
MP: “…What made you think that?”
Claudia: “All that white in your beard.”
MP: “I think that’s blond.”
Claudia: “You’re old.”
Jeu:
Mustache Panache: “…Because frankly I usually get hit on by men who are over forty.”
Hilda, my boss: “Well, duh, that’s because you’re such a boytoy, with your beard.”
MP: “Sorry?”
Hilda: “You know, you look like someone they would be attracted to, but also someone they could take to a party without their older friends being like, ‘Uh, what are you doing?’ “
MP: “Great.”
Accidental Pillage:
Female customer: “You have a tremendous beard.”
Mustache Panache: “Tremendous?”
FC: “Yeah. My boyfriend has a beard but you just stomped all over it.”
MP: “I see.”
FC: “Yeah, so full and thick…”
MP: “Do you want your receipt in the bag?”
FC: “Yeah, thanks, I’m gonna go now.”
2burgers2fries2dietcokes asked: Really nice to meet you last night. You are wicked awesome!
Yessssssss! I met Yerxa last night! And he was gracious and kind.
Beardumblr:
Tobey: “You never post on your blog any more.”
Mustache Panache: “That’s because no one ever comments on my wild and crazy beard.”
Tobey: “I can be the first one!”
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Two months later:
Tobey: “Did you ever start a blog about your beard?”
MP: “Uh, nope.”
Tobey also cut my hair today.