February 3, 2012 by mustachepanache
The Indifference of Old Age:
Claudia, who’s a senior in high school: “You’re twenty-one?”
Mustache Panache: “Yes.”
Claudia: “Oh wow. I thought you were, like, twenty-five or thirty.”
MP: “…What made you think that?”
Claudia: “All that white in your beard.”
MP: “I think that’s blond.”
Claudia: “You’re old.”
December 14, 2011 by mustachepanache
Jeu:
Mustache Panache: “…Because frankly I usually get hit on by men who are over forty.”
Hilda, my boss: “Well, duh, that’s because you’re such a boytoy, with your beard.”
MP: “Sorry?”
Hilda: “You know, you look like someone they would be attracted to, but also someone they could take to a party without their older friends being like, ‘Uh, what are you doing?’ “
MP: “Great.”
December 12, 2011 by mustachepanache
Accidental Pillage:
Female customer: “You have a tremendous beard.”
Mustache Panache: “Tremendous?”
FC: “Yeah. My boyfriend has a beard but you just stomped all over it.”
MP: “I see.”
FC: “Yeah, so full and thick…”
MP: “Do you want your receipt in the bag?”
FC: “Yeah, thanks, I’m gonna go now.”
Really nice to meet you last night. You are wicked awesome!
Yessssssss! I met Yerxa last night! And he was gracious and kind.
September 24, 2011 by mustachepanache
August 31, 2011 by mustachepanache
Beardumblr:
Tobey: “You never post on your blog any more.”
Mustache Panache: “That’s because no one ever comments on my wild and crazy beard.”
Tobey: “I can be the first one!”
+++
Two months later:
Tobey: “Did you ever start a blog about your beard?”
MP: “Uh, nope.”
Tobey also cut my hair today.
June 30, 2011 by mustachepanache
Hiatus:
Adam: “You haven’t blogged in a while.”
Mustache Panache: “That’s because I don’t get anyone telling me about my *WaCkY* beard. I have nothing to blog about.”
Adam: “Well you should. What do I have to do to get on it?”
MP: “That.”
Adam: “Well make sure you take another shirtless pic.”
MP: “…”
May 27, 2011 by mustachepanache
Final Sale:
Mustache Panache: “So this will be final sale, is that okay?”
Customer: “Yeah that’s fine. I really like your mustache.”
MP: “Thank you!”
Customer: “I’m sure you get that all the time.”
MP: “Actually, it’s been a really long time since anyone has said anything about it.”
It’s true. There has been a real dearth of mustache-related interaction recently.
May 2, 2011 by mustachepanache
Fixie Perfect:
Finally got my bike back from Kelly today. Riding up the walkway from the Esplanade to Mass Ave., a big group of bros walk by. One exclaims apostrophically, “Sick ‘stache!”
PS I’m on the phone with Allison Janice.
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